Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Dear Dabo,


Dear Dabo,
This weekend, Clemson plays UNC. Now I know this season has been a bumpy ride thus far, but if there is any way you could squeak out a win against UNC, I would really appreciate it. As my new found hatred for the Tar Heels will peak this Saturday at 3:30pm, I think beating the pants off those baby blue b*tches would be essential in my recovery process. So really, just open it up on them- no mercy. If bones are broken and players are hurt (on the other team, of course) that will only increase my happiness. So to you, Dabo, and to the Clemson Tigers football team, do this for me, please? I thank you in advance for the hard core beat down that will take place tomorrow.
All my love,
Amy